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Dan Lornitis is a popular live performer, appearing as a headliner or opening act for hundreds of live performances across the United States each year. With more than 4000 live performances to his credit, he’s opened for top headliners such as Weird Al Yankovic, Louie Anderson, and Phyllis Diller. He has also sold out shows in theaters, casinos, and performing arts venues nationwide, as well as abroad luxury cruise liners.

Dan uses audience volunteers to create hilarious situations. Like the woman who can’t remember her own first name or the rugged football player who takes a turn doing a lyrical dance number with a balloon. Dan’s shows are side-splittingly funny and captivating! It’s an experience the audience will never forget and the volunteers may never remember.